Ratso is going to ask his boss for a promotion. Meanwhile, his mother, Marie, turns to her dear friend Mrs. Moldberg for advice on how to deal with her idiot son

Welcome to The Coo Club! Where the women are as shapely as the eggs they lay. Ratso tries to ask his boss, Sal Albino, for a raise but gets lured into a drug-fueled orgy instead.

It's the morning after Bukkake Tuesday at The Coo Club. Ratso is mopping up when he is introduced to a very prominent figure in the Landfill Heights community: none other than the formidable business tycoon Corny Dump. Ratso is immediately taken with Corny's beautiful daughter, Ritzy Dump.

Ratso comes home from work a little worse for wear and tells his mother about his exciting meeting with Corny Dump. Marie is not impressed.

Liza gets her own episode! Everyone is someone if you love them...

Sal is forced to sell The Coo Club to Corny Dump. He bids a fond farewell to all the rusty taps, rusty trombones, and hairy clams.

Corny Dump holds a press conference to name his new campaign finance manager! What an asshole!

Ratso convinces Einstein to put in a good word for him with Corny Dump so he can get a position in his cabinet. Successful people see what they want and just take it.

Ratso realizes the error of his ways when Corny Dump reveals what a fascist piece of shit he is.

Ratso finally takes a stand against oppression. What a stupid asshole.